How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the Easter egg hide?