How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What nationality are most fish?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?