What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
How do fleas travel?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call two birds in love?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the bee sad?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do polar bears vote?
How does dinner smell?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?