What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do all the planets get along?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are stones so good at music?