Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do you take sick ponies?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What math figure is also in the band?