Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What reads and lives in an apple?