Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?