Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do horses reside?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?