Will invisible planes ever be popular?
No. I can't see them taking off.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?