What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a forklift?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?