What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?