Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?