Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?