What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are cars magic?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the foal cough?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?