Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?