What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What fish only swims at night?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are bakers so good at math?