What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which is the worst season?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is another name for a cow?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the turtle cross the road?