Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?