How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?