What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?