What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are cars magic?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?