What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a spider's favorite book?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's E.T. short for?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?