What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do mice bring on a picnic?