What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?