What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What fish sings the best?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?