What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
When do cows get tired?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?