Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
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What is a king's favorite weather?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?