Which fly makes films?
Stephen Speilbug.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the politest month?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?