What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?