Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?