What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?