Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?