Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What siblings are always sad?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the mime upset?
What birds always travel in twos?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?