Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What condiment has wings?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What car is the perfect size for mice?