Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do bees gossip?