What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?