What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do football players make great fishermen?