What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?