Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What part of a football field is never the same?