There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the most determined bird?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?