What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do you organize a space party?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?