What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a short cow?
Can February March?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What nationality are most fish?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How are teens like cats?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?