What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do cats wear to work?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?