How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What snacks always have the best tan?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the mime upset?