How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How does a witch play loud music?