Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?