Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is the color of the wind?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's the noisiest food?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are babies so good at basketball?