How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?