Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?