Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the math book sad?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How does dinner smell?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?