What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the rug say to the floor?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did autumn say to summer?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?