What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which insect makes the best father?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?