Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?