What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?