How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the richest basketball team?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How are teens like cats?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?