How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What are you studying in math?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?