Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
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What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What day is your mom always right?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?