Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do kittens go to school?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you give a pony with a cold?