What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why are all priests fit?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?